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23.11.03
We are the Champions
by Brindis
We are all smiles up here in Chelsea, after the fantastic victory over our down under cat’s fellows last Saturday.
As you all know, I am very English, So this is a triumph of the chosen tribe. During my follow up of this historical event, I noticed a very disturbing fact: Jonny Wilkinson is a look a like of Paolo (blonde, blue-eyed, strong build, ball mad boy). So I am committed now to convert Paolo from his Italian football practice preference, to a new Paolo, a rugby player.
It helps a lot the fact that Paolo is from a blue blood family (or so he claims). Hence he has the genes for the refined sport. I am familiar with the sport since my times at Etongate – I was expelled unfortunately because of drunkenness – where I went on a scholarship for bright young cats. Since then and even on the hardest of times I always manage to follow up the English team performance.
I also love cricket and it upsets me that young kittens do not appreciate this sport anymore in the Mother land. It has to be the young kittens from the new British Empire - a cultural one: Pakistan, India, Afganistan, South Africa – that keep this important sport that teaches, patience, gentlecatness, alive.
So I have been making an exception. And even if still under antibiotics due to my recent thyroid operation I shall relax the rules and drink a little mullet wine in the honour of the Rugby Players.
Premiership lads: Learn. Don’t ask for high salaries and perform and take the name of England to somewhere. When was the last time England has won something important in Football? Before I was born I think!
Until next time,
by Brindis
We are all smiles up here in Chelsea, after the fantastic victory over our down under cat’s fellows last Saturday.
As you all know, I am very English, So this is a triumph of the chosen tribe. During my follow up of this historical event, I noticed a very disturbing fact: Jonny Wilkinson is a look a like of Paolo (blonde, blue-eyed, strong build, ball mad boy). So I am committed now to convert Paolo from his Italian football practice preference, to a new Paolo, a rugby player.
It helps a lot the fact that Paolo is from a blue blood family (or so he claims). Hence he has the genes for the refined sport. I am familiar with the sport since my times at Etongate – I was expelled unfortunately because of drunkenness – where I went on a scholarship for bright young cats. Since then and even on the hardest of times I always manage to follow up the English team performance.
I also love cricket and it upsets me that young kittens do not appreciate this sport anymore in the Mother land. It has to be the young kittens from the new British Empire - a cultural one: Pakistan, India, Afganistan, South Africa – that keep this important sport that teaches, patience, gentlecatness, alive.
So I have been making an exception. And even if still under antibiotics due to my recent thyroid operation I shall relax the rules and drink a little mullet wine in the honour of the Rugby Players.
Premiership lads: Learn. Don’t ask for high salaries and perform and take the name of England to somewhere. When was the last time England has won something important in Football? Before I was born I think!
Until next time,
3.11.03
Allergies, vaccinations, new Vet
by Paolo
Dear readers,
Master Brindis is sick. Nothing that cannot be sorted with a visit to the surgeon!. As we have a new vet – she is a gorgeous Danish blonde, with blue eyes, just like me – his operation has been scheduled for the 14-Nov. Hence I am for the time being the Feline Observer writer. (Note Editor: take note and do not publishing anything from Paolo without my approval).
I am very honoured. Master Brindis has started taking me into account more and more for important decisions: strikes against cat food that is not nice, toilet cleaning time, bed sharing in the new leather sofa, etc.
I keep trying to maintain his heat body level, and I rest next to him as soon as the opportunity arises. From all the things we do together, this is the only one he doesn’t seem to like (Note of Editor: So, he squeezes poor old Brindis!)
Dashing off,
P.S: Due to my high pedigree I have developed eczema. This was detected during our annual vaccination. So I am not looking so handsome at the moment.
by Paolo
Dear readers,
Master Brindis is sick. Nothing that cannot be sorted with a visit to the surgeon!. As we have a new vet – she is a gorgeous Danish blonde, with blue eyes, just like me – his operation has been scheduled for the 14-Nov. Hence I am for the time being the Feline Observer writer. (Note Editor: take note and do not publishing anything from Paolo without my approval).
I am very honoured. Master Brindis has started taking me into account more and more for important decisions: strikes against cat food that is not nice, toilet cleaning time, bed sharing in the new leather sofa, etc.
I keep trying to maintain his heat body level, and I rest next to him as soon as the opportunity arises. From all the things we do together, this is the only one he doesn’t seem to like (Note of Editor: So, he squeezes poor old Brindis!)
Dashing off,
P.S: Due to my high pedigree I have developed eczema. This was detected during our annual vaccination. So I am not looking so handsome at the moment.
